--- title: SEO Christmas description: The only seasonal spike we enjoy. The only seasonal spike SEOs look forward to. Sweatshirts, socks and mugs for the Christmas of people who spend December watching core updates. url: "https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas.md" type: archive/sa_occasion language: en site: SEO Addict alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/cadeaux/noel-du-seo.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/regalos/navidad-seo.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Seasons - name: SEO Christmas schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Seasons - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: SEO Christmas generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- Christmas collection · 145 products # SEO Christmas The only seasonal spike we enjoy. The only traffic spike nobody will blame you for. Gifts for SEOs, with a translation for whoever gives them. See the whole collection **Closed for now** · opens on 1 November, until 25 December · Notify me ## Look around all you like. Orders open on 1 November. Each collection only opens during its season. The rest of the year it stays in the window, like a seasonal page kept at the same URL so it keeps its links. 10 running · 0 sold out ## This season's limited runs Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year. [All limited runs](https://seoaddict.co/limited-runs/) Limited run · 10/10 Not orderable yet ![Redirects wired in series – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T704-en-380x450.webp) ### [Redirects wired in series](https://seoaddict.co/p/redirects-wired-in-series-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Limited run · 10/10 Not orderable yet ![Christmas tree shaking – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T711-en-380x450.webp) ### [Christmas tree shaking](https://seoaddict.co/p/christmas-tree-shaking-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Limited run · 10/10 Not orderable yet ![Santa has a list. So does Google – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T716-en-380x450.webp) ### [Santa has a list. So does Google](https://seoaddict.co/p/santa-has-a-list-so-does-google-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Limited run · 10/10 Not orderable yet ![The nofollow reindeer – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T718-en-380x450.webp) ### [The nofollow reindeer](https://seoaddict.co/p/the-nofollow-reindeer-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Limited run · 10/10 Opens Nov 1 ![No, Grandma, I don’t work at Google – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T730-en-380x450.webp) ### [No, Grandma, I don’t work at Google](https://seoaddict.co/p/no-grandma-i-don-t-work-at-google-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Limited run · 10/10 Opens Nov 1 ![There’s no such thing as an SEO emergency – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T740-en-380x450.webp) ### [There’s no such thing as an SEO emergency](https://seoaddict.co/p/there-s-no-such-thing-as-an-seo-emergency-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Limited run · 10/10 Not orderable yet ![I used to be top of the tree – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T744-en-380x450.webp) ### [I used to be top of the tree](https://seoaddict.co/p/i-used-to-be-top-of-the-tree-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Limited run · 10/10 Not orderable yet ![The copy-pasted Christmas card – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T745-en-380x450.webp) ### [The copy-pasted Christmas card](https://seoaddict.co/p/the-copy-pasted-christmas-card-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it ## The must-sees Ranked by us until your clicks take over. Like a SERP, but honest. #1 Not orderable yet ![He’s real: it’s in the logs – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T702-en-380x450.webp) ### [He’s real: it’s in the logs](https://seoaddict.co/p/hes-real-its-in-the-logs-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider #2 Not orderable yet ![Spoiler in the JSON-LD – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T703-en-380x450.webp) ### [Spoiler in the JSON-LD](https://seoaddict.co/p/spoiler-in-the-json-ld-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #3 Not orderable yet ![North Pole hreflang signpost – 404 socks](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P219-en-380x450.webp) ### [North Pole hreflang signpost](https://seoaddict.co/p/north-pole-hreflang-signpost-socks/) €19.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #4 Not orderable yet ![On call on Christmas Eve – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T705-en-380x450.webp) ### [On call on Christmas Eve](https://seoaddict.co/p/on-call-on-christmas-eve-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #5 Not orderable yet ![Christmas in staging, Easter in production – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T706-en-380x450.webp) ### [Christmas in staging, Easter in production](https://seoaddict.co/p/christmas-in-staging-easter-in-production-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it #6 Not orderable yet ![Ugly sweater: noindex, noimageindex – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P220-en-380x450.webp) ### [Ugly sweater: noindex, noimageindex](https://seoaddict.co/p/ugly-sweater-noindex-noimageindex-heavyweight-sweatshirt/) from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider #7 Not orderable yet ![The sleigh runs on a CDN – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T707-en-380x450.webp) ### [The sleigh runs on a CDN](https://seoaddict.co/p/the-sleigh-runs-on-a-cdn-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider #8 Not orderable yet ![A tree in March is a 301 – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T708-en-380x450.webp) ### [A tree in March is a 301](https://seoaddict.co/p/a-tree-in-march-is-a-301-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider ## The SEO survival guide: Christmas 1. ### The gift that always works A joke about their job. They will laugh, then explain it to the whole family over dinner. Allow time. 2. ### You do not know their size? Mug, socks, poster: zero risk. Or our guide to finding a colleague's size without getting caught. 3. ### Order early Everything is printed to order in France. The elves are efficient, but they are only elves. 4. ### Code freeze is sacred Nobody deploys on 24 December. Except those who already spent a Christmas Eve on a server. ## The whole Christmas collection About 142 results (0.34 seconds) **0** Clicks (sales) **71** Impressions (views) **0.0 %** CTR **1** Position (page) **Filter (like Search Console, but better)** ### Product - [T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=t-shirts) - [Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=textile-adulte) - [Kids and babies](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=enfants-et-bebes) - [404 socks](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=chaussettes-404) - [Caps, bucket hats, fanny packs and aprons](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=casquettes-bobs-bananes-et-tabliers) - [Bags](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=sacs) - [Home and office](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=maison-et-bureau) - [Posters](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=posters) - [Stickers](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_produit=stickers) ### SEO topic - [Technical SEO](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=seo-technique) - [Content & semantics](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=contenu-semantique) - [Link building](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=netlinking) - [Data & analytics](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=data-search-console) - [AI & GEO](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=ia-geo) - [SERPs & search engines](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=serp-moteurs) - [CMS & dev](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=cms-dev) - [Agency life](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=la-vie-d-agence) - [Retro web](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=web-retro) - [Women in SEO](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?f_univers=les-femmes-du-seo) ### Maximum jargon - [Anyone gets it Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?jargon=1) - [Accessible Jargon level 2/5: Accessible](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?jargon=2) - [Insider Jargon level 3/5: Insider](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?jargon=3) - [Deep insider Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?jargon=4) - [Hardcore Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?jargon=5) ### Budget - [Up to €10](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?budget=10) - [Up to €20](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?budget=20) - [Up to €30](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?budget=30) - [Up to €50](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?budget=50) ### Size unknown? - [Zero risk: nothing that depends on a size](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/?sans-taille=1) Limited run · 10/10 Opens Nov 1 ![There’s no such thing as an SEO emergency – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T740-en-380x450.webp) ### [There’s no such thing as an SEO emergency](https://seoaddict.co/p/there-s-no-such-thing-as-an-seo-emergency-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Bless this house and its sitemap.xml – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P453-en-380x450.webp) ### [Bless this house and its sitemap.xml](https://seoaddict.co/p/benie-soit-cette-maison-et-son-sitemap-xml-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Redirect chain – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P446-en-380x450.webp) ### [Redirect chain](https://seoaddict.co/p/chaine-de-redirections-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Château Backlink, Grand Cru Classé – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P465-en-380x450.webp) ### [Château Backlink, Grand Cru Classé](https://seoaddict.co/p/chateau-backlink-grand-cru-classe-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![So you’re a detective – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T1027-en-380x450.webp) ### [So you’re a detective](https://seoaddict.co/p/donc-tu-es-detective-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![The agency's menu – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P464-en-380x450.webp) ### [The agency's menu](https://seoaddict.co/p/la-carte-de-l-agence-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![Hibernation mode – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P028-en-380x450.webp) ### [Hibernation mode](https://seoaddict.co/p/hibernation-mode-heavyweight-sweatshirt/) from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Size unknown? The "colleague size" guide is here. Discretion guaranteed. [Read the guide](https://seoaddict.co/colleague-size/) Not orderable yet ![Hood up, incognito mode – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P034-en-380x450.webp) ### [Hood up, incognito mode](https://seoaddict.co/p/hood-up-incognito-mode-heavyweight-hoodie/) from€49.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![gzip enabled – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P040-en-380x450.webp) ### [gzip enabled](https://seoaddict.co/p/gzip-enabled-zip-hoodie/) from€69.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![404, sock not found – 404 socks](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P061-en-380x450.webp) ### [404, sock not found](https://seoaddict.co/p/404-sock-not-found-socks/) €19.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Not orderable yet ![Time To First Coffee – Home and office](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P111-en-380x450.webp) ### [Time To First Coffee](https://seoaddict.co/p/time-to-first-coffee-ceramic-mug/) €16.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Camping on page 2 – Home and office](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P117-en-380x450.webp) ### [Camping on page 2](https://seoaddict.co/p/camping-on-page-2-enamel-mug/) €21.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![I linked you dofollow – Home and office](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P120-en-380x450.webp) ### [I linked you dofollow](https://seoaddict.co/p/i-linked-you-dofollow-heart-handle-mug/) €19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Seasonality: winter – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P005-en-380x450.webp) ### [Seasonality: winter](https://seoaddict.co/p/seasonality-winter-women-s-long-sleeve-tee/) €37.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider The wardrobe console: a Search-Console-style audit of your closet. [Run the audit](https://seoaddict.co/wardrobe-console/) Not orderable yet ![Frozen rankings – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P029-en-380x450.webp) ### [Frozen rankings](https://seoaddict.co/p/frozen-rankings-heavyweight-sweatshirt/) from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Responsive, every size – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P030-en-380x450.webp) ### [Responsive, every size](https://seoaddict.co/p/responsive-every-size-heavyweight-sweatshirt/) from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Gift for someone who does SEO – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P031-en-380x450.webp) ### [Gift for someone who does SEO](https://seoaddict.co/p/gift-for-someone-who-does-seo-heavyweight-sweatshirt/) from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Hand-knitted internal linking – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P032-en-380x450.webp) ### [Hand-knitted internal linking](https://seoaddict.co/p/hand-knitted-internal-linking-heavyweight-sweatshirt/) from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Cold start – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P033-en-380x450.webp) ### [Cold start](https://seoaddict.co/p/cold-start-heavyweight-sweatshirt/) from€54.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Under the hood – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P035-en-380x450.webp) ### [Under the hood](https://seoaddict.co/p/under-the-hood-heavyweight-hoodie/) from€49.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Dark mode on – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P036-en-380x450.webp) ### [Dark mode on](https://seoaddict.co/p/dark-mode-on-heavyweight-hoodie/) from€49.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider None of this will make you rank. It will make Monday's meeting laugh. That is something. Not orderable yet ![Cloaking? It's just a hood – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P037-en-380x450.webp) ### [Cloaking? It's just a hood](https://seoaddict.co/p/cloaking-it-s-just-a-hood-heavyweight-hoodie/) from€49.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Night crawler – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P038-en-380x450.webp) ### [Night crawler](https://seoaddict.co/p/night-crawler-heavyweight-hoodie/) from€49.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Not orderable yet ![Source: direct – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P039-en-380x450.webp) ### [Source: direct](https://seoaddict.co/p/source-direct-heavyweight-hoodie/) from€49.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are. The only seasonal spike SEOs look forward to. Sweatshirts, socks and mugs for the Christmas of people who spend December watching core updates. ## The other seasons [Halloween](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/halloween/) [SEO Black Friday](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-black-friday/) [SEO New Year](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-new-year/) [SEO Valentine's Day](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-valentines-day/) [SEO Easter](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-easter/) [SEO April Fools](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-april-fools/) [SEO Mother's Day](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-mothers-day/) [SEO Father's Day](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-fathers-day/) [SEO Summer](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-summer/) [SEO Back to School](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-back-to-school/)